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Aether theories 

Physics propose the existence of a medium.
Even with the particles retarding the motion of the aether theories, the same will be true if, to counterbalance the increased inertia, suitable forces are caused to act on the aether at all points where the inertia is altered.
Aether theories by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Silent Hill 2 theories 

The life source of Silent Hill fanboys everywhere. They have people fighting about the true ending and stuff like that.
Fanboy 1: Dude i just finished Silent Hill 2 last night!!

Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!

Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!

Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.

Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!

Call of Duty: Theories 

Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.

Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"

Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.

Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!

Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.

Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.

Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.

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Call of Duty: Theories

Real Life Example:

- Map: Downfall -

{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."

{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"

{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"

{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"

{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."

{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"

{Player 2} - "17"

{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"

{Player 2} - " I bet you did"

{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.

{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.

{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."

{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

crackpot theories 

Completely insane or inane theories, often dreamed up by paranoid schizophrenics, conspiracy theorists, and ChristianConservatives.
John's ramblings and crackpot theories about UFO's were completely disregarded by his peers.

Tiktok..theories 

A very intelligent creator, very iconic and badass. They aren’t a fan of spiders
Tiktok..theories by Tes_12 June 16, 2021

theorizedism 

The theorizedism people are making theories everyday
theorizedism by 109190182349876 April 13, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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