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A Terelak is someone who is grumpy most of the time. To strangers he seems unapproachable and quite morose. To outsiders watching in, he can seem bored and disorientated. To those who know him, he often dishes out bants left right and centre. Often after a big night out a Terelak will come to work late, unshaven, wearing the same clothes (or a similarly grotty and unironed item) and being even more grumpy than usual. A classic Terelak tactic after such nights is to not wear his jacket, therefore making it look like he's been at his desk and is not actually late.

Terelak's often use vocab no-one understands. It is essential that a dictionary is relied on when talking to a Terelak.
"I did a Terelak last night, lost my keys, my phone, my life!"

"Why is that guy so angry looking?"
"Oh, I wouldn't worry, he's just a Terelak"
Terelak by Megabants November 15, 2012

therealbrianmay

Therealbrianmay is a super cool awesome epic person who makes super cool very awesome insanely swag content on tiktok and is the coolest person on earth
Guy 1: I’m sad
Guy 2: Maybe you should watch Therealbrianmay on tiktok
therealbrianmay by anemic._royalty August 28, 2021

therealjazzbertie 

An awesome lad who makes youtube videos full of advice for people who are lgbt or unsure of their sexuality.
" I just searched therealjazzbertie on youtube, and it came up with a video titled 'naked monkey.' "
therealjazzbertie by andyc April 12, 2012

TheReal_CatCrafter 

Someone who has not hosted a LeMonde Flight in 3 years
TheReal_CatCrafter is more likely to fly to the moon over hosting a flight
TheReal_CatCrafter by MaxW100 May 10, 2021

therealcoon 69 fail 

self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey
Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable
therealcoon 69 fail by vogla January 14, 2013

therealjazzbertie 

an amazing youtuber helping out LGBTs all over the world
therealjazzbertie
therealjazzbertie by icelive April 12, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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