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klaion

illiterate alien slave caste possessing no individual name
master: fetch me more vrootnog, klaion, quickly or I'll have you flogged like a spammer again
slave: at once, master
by vogla January 22, 2013
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brohomoism

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 23, 2013
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skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap
(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 13, 2013
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quadgod

Spinal injury from skillless ATV riding preventing one from completely uttering profanities
"fucking quadgodammit I fell again", would never be heard from Phil again as the ATV fell on him crushing his spine.
by vogla January 12, 2013
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Alex spoor treatment

An Alex in a vegetative state

zombified in a not cool way
When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances
by vogla January 24, 2013
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therealcoon 69 fail

self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey
Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable
by vogla January 14, 2013
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skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys
(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 13, 2013
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