the worm-eating song

A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms

No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!

the worm-eating song by RatchetBoo June 11, 2006

squeaky wheel gets the worm

One who complains the most typically gets the better deal.

He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.

squeaky wheel gets the worm by Shamrock619 August 16, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm cell

I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.

Sperm the worm by Hoodies on the beach April 3, 2016

surfing the worm 

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

surfing the worm by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

swallow the worm 

To swallow the semen when giving a dude a blow job.

Becky would swallow the worm when giving head, as long as it didn't taste bitter. Otherwise she would tell you to aim that shit toward yer' belly.

swallow the worm by Woodlee April 20, 2006

slurping the worm 

Phrase: the act of sucking anothers cock

Damn! That bitch can slurp the worm!

slurping the worm by Raul March 25, 2004

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

Sperm the worm by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016