The upload 

A place or person where someone goes to snitch or tell on.

"First of all this aint the upload pipe down bruh."

The upload by Naut_jay May 3, 2023

Unload the groceries 

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries 

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

Unload the jet skis 

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

Unload the jet skis by godnus May 4, 2009

Unload the dishwasher 

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

Unload the dishwasher by Garrett S. August 2, 2021

unload the load 

sometimes people can express things with their own words, for example, that expression above can be meant, to defecate, when you wanna do this action , you feel that you have something like a load you wanna unload it.

A: I wanna go to the rest room, I wanna unload the load dog!!
B: K,

unload the load by Nabeel, January 15, 2008

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

Unload the Uhaul by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2021