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The unholy trio 

When she's sucking on your knob while giving you the ol' hand twister and she starts fingering your ass all at the same time.
"Leah sure surprised me last night when she hit me with the unholy trio"
The unholy trio by FingersinColton November 13, 2018

the unholy trinity of the internet 

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...

the unholy triforce 

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system
the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console
the unholy triforce by lmxdurgex August 4, 2009

The Unholy Trinity 

Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
Singapore is the Asian base of the Unholy Trinity.

The Unholy Truth

An amazing four-piece band from Red Deer, Alberta with an amazing sound that only faggot ass douche sluts wouldn't enjoy. Everybody loves them and if they say they don't they are lying and are probably a bunch of fag humping cock smokers that would rather listen or ass rape Soul Side In.
Normal Person: "Hey man, have you heard of The Unholy Truth?"

Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"

Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"
The Unholy Truth by rapethemetal February 3, 2010

the unholy diver 

submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.
hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.

over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
the unholy diver by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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