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The unholy trio 

When she's sucking on your knob while giving you the ol' hand twister and she starts fingering your ass all at the same time.
"Leah sure surprised me last night when she hit me with the unholy trio"
The unholy trio by FingersinColton November 13, 2018

the unholy trinity of the internet 

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...

the unholy triforce 

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system
the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

The Unholy Trinity 

The Unholy Truth

An amazing four-piece band from Red Deer, Alberta with an amazing sound that only faggot ass douche sluts wouldn't enjoy. Everybody loves them and if they say they don't they are lying and are probably a bunch of fag humping cock smokers that would rather listen or ass rape Soul Side In.
Normal Person: "Hey man, have you heard of The Unholy Truth?"

Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"

Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"
The Unholy Truth by rapethemetal February 3, 2010

the unholy diver 

submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.
hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.

over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
the unholy diver by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009