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The tool 

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.
Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.

Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.
The tool by Jboyglinton June 4, 2016

The tool box

The tool box is filled with hammers, and is used for smashing a monitor whilst you are playing champs and are going 11 and 4 but you are angry because EA is rigged.
Oh my god I need the tool box right now I am so angry
The tool box by Dr_LC April 20, 2026

Ron the Tool 

A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.
" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.

" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
Ron the Tool by Fats macdugal May 20, 2008

Karm The Tool 

an awesome guy who's in the musical duo WHOKILLEDXIX and has gained lots of attention since him and Yung Skayda released the song "Kismet" in the summer of 2020
Friend A: Hey have you checked out Karm The Tool's new EP, Fall Damage? Him and Yung Skayda went off with that one!
Friend B: Nah, I'll check it out later.
Karm The Tool by txlp_ May 26, 2021

Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology 

Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

Shuffle The Tool Cards 

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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