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the slows 

The slows is that time of the day when you get a serious and sudden case of sleepiness. It is difficult to even breathe when you get the slows; and you usually must remedy it by consuming caffiene or sugar, or by possibly closing your eyes for a small nap.
"I have the slows so strong, girl, that I must drink a massive cappacino and eat a chocolate bar, or I might slip into a walking coma. "
the slows by thegirlDJ August 7, 2007
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The slows 

A condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can't make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.
He's got the slows.
The slows by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

The sloshy door 

When a guy finishes inside someone and slaps the orifice that the ejaculate is flowing out of. Sending it all over the room.
She was really pissed at me for giving her the sloshy door.

The Sloshies 

The feeling when you drink swith no food in ur tum tum and u feel the luqid sloshin around
Yesterday i drank too much before i went on a run and i had the sloshies my entire run
The Sloshies by Duckyboigurl August 3, 2018

the best shows on tv 

1. simpsons
2. family guy
3. aqua teen hunger force
4. futurama

The Funny Slosh

When you've drank a lot of liquid recently, so moving from a sitting to lying down position quickly, a water sloshing sound is audible
Don't lie down too fast or you'll get the funny slosh.
The Funny Slosh by Big Fei January 31, 2026

sloshing out the gash 

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.
"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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