the slows

The slows is that time of the day when you get a serious and sudden case of sleepiness. It is difficult to even breathe when you get the slows; and you usually must remedy it by consuming caffiene or sugar, or by possibly closing your eyes for a small nap.

"I have the slows so strong, girl, that I must drink a massive cappacino and eat a chocolate bar, or I might slip into a walking coma. "

by thegirlDJ August 7, 2007

The slows

A condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can't make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.

He's got the slows.

by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

The sloshy door

When a guy finishes inside someone and slaps the orifice that the ejaculate is flowing out of. Sending it all over the room.

She was really pissed at me for giving her the sloshy door.

by Granularcashew April 25, 2022

The Sloshies

The feeling when you drink swith no food in ur tum tum and u feel the luqid sloshin around

Yesterday i drank too much before i went on a run and i had the sloshies my entire run

by Duckyboigurl August 3, 2018

the best shows on tv

1. simpsons
2. family guy
3. aqua teen hunger force
4. futurama

no questions just deal with it

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

The Funny Slosh

When you've drank a lot of liquid recently, so moving from a sitting to lying down position quickly, a water sloshing sound is audible

Don't lie down too fast or you'll get the funny slosh.

by Big Fei January 31, 2026

sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

by jockerty April 4, 2019