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The Shite 

Synonym for Liverpool FC. i.e. fans, players, entire club.
i.e. "we are playing The Shite on Saturday". Meaning "we are playing Liverpool on Saturday". Interestingly this term ONLY applies to Liverpool FC, not to any other football club.
The Shite by Two Duncs October 8, 2008

Light the Shite 

Glasweigan kids game played on the nieghbourhood grouch. Involves placing some kind of fecal matter (dogs, cows whatever comes to hand) into a bag and placing it on the persons doorstep. The bag is set on fire and the persons doorbell is rang. Usually the person wil stamp on the bag to put it out. At this time and accomplice bangs on a window or door in the back of the house causing the victim to walk the mess through their house.
"Hey man that old git Smith totally grassed us to the cops last night"

"Yeah we should defo light the shite on the fucker"
Light the Shite by King Mida$ September 24, 2008

in the shite 

New golf term - meaning in the trees or in the VERY BAD rough. Developed by two female Denver, Colorado golfers who spent the better part of one entire 18 holes "in the shite."
Its up, its gone.....ahhhhh...its "in the shite!"
in the shite by Nanette November 20, 2007

go and throw shite at the moon 

this phrase simply put means that the object of the abuse is quite mad in the head. therefor should instead of fucking off "GO AND THROW SHITE AT THE MOON"
insane man - moo boo hoo too coo
sane man - christ on a bike that mad in the head person is dribbling shit again i so wish he would fuck off and go and throw shite at the moon

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

The Shield 

A TV series on FX that centers on a morally-challenged LA cop named Vic Mackey. But there's stories that focus on other cops as well in the precinct, besides Vic, which makes the show even more compelling.

It maybe a cable show, but you'll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.

It's TV-MA for it's brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and sex. Certainly one of the best shows TV has to offer.
Season 4 starts in March. Whoo-hoo!
The Shield by Kyle January 29, 2005
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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