The Secretary 

- Parker Wilson, aka one thicc mofo (bbs - big booty secretary)
- does whoever, whenever, wherever

Bro did you see the secretary today? He was looking thicc af

The Secretary by Secretaryfan101 August 12, 2021

Secretary of the Pleasurey 

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).

President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.

Secretary of the Pleasurey by backotruck January 11, 2013

The Scrotary Club

n. a group of people
that assemble as a homosexual Rotary Club

The Scrotary Club is gathering for a buttfuck ceremony for a new member.

The Scrotary Club by Kdubgotballz February 20, 2011

Secretariat at the Belmont 

Something where someone or something is far and away the best above second place. Refers to Secretariat's 33 length win in the 1973 Belmont.

'When it comes to great NFL quarterbacks, Tom Brady is Secretariat at the Belmont'

'When it comes to TV shows, The Wire is Secretariat at the Belmont. Nothing close.'

'Right now the Warriors are Secretariat at the Belmont. I can't see anyone reeling them in

Secretariat at the Belmont by Ten Forward February 22, 2019