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The schlitz 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.
I woke up this morning with The schlitz because I drank a whole 24 pack,
The schlitz by DrDeadAche September 7, 2017
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Fitzing the schlitz 

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

Weinering the Schnitzel 

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse

The Schnitz 

Wienerschnitzel, Fast food franchise. Also refering to the bodily malady suffered after eating at said fast food franchise.
I got the schnitz from eating at the The Schnitz.
The Schnitz by simp June 21, 2007

Dropping the schnitzel 

an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.
"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "

The "Schnitzel"

To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.

Very common practice in Austria.
Wow, did you hear what John and Jane did yesterday?
OMG, did they try the "Schnitzel"?
The "Schnitzel" by aSLACHSNUTTEN March 28, 2017

schnitzel the pork 

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
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