The Rape 

(n) One distinct classification of the human genus. In order to be classified as The Rape, one must possess all of the following qualities:

1) Pwns N00bs
2) Fucks Your Mother
3) Eats Babies

The Rape qualifies as a noun not because it is a person, place, or thing, but an idea. And when you actualize The Rape, it becomes a good idea.

#1) After jimmy pwns0rz the n00bs, he teabags them and goes home to lay a white stripe on your mom's ass while ripping a baby's head off with his two front teeth, thus making him The Rape

#2) Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Crazy Superman, and Grandfather Smurf are all examples of The Rape.

The Rape by Pablo, King of the Spaniards September 15, 2008

The Rape Army 

The Soviet Union and today's Putinstan babble endlessly about the "Great Patriotic War" which began according to them on June 22nd, 1941 - no clue about September 17, 1939. They don't want to know anything about the disgraceful Secret Protocol of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where these two fascists defined the borders of Soviet and German "spheres of influence" as those two parasites expressed it.

Today's Sovok doesn't want to be aware of the countless heinous crimes Soviets commited during the war, they are no different from Nazi atrocities, furthermore they were parasitizing and looting the countries they occupied nearly five decades, they were "liberated" countries.

They keep the wartime Soviet military, the Red Army as a hero, tho' a more truthful name would be the Rape Army 'cause those heroes commited the greatest mass rape in 20th century without pity even children in the countries where the red plague occupied, especially in Germany. Soviet & Putinstanian "official" historians have just about zero credibility due to they tend to rewrite history and remove the unpleasant facts from them like the pigs did in Orwell's Animal Farm.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This phrase is associated with Joseph Goebbels, but this method has been most used by the Soviets and today’s Putinstan and the results show up; ignoramuses don't know their history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.

"Sovoks should finally start talking about things honestly under their real names, such as an alternative name for the mighty Red Army would be the Rape Army."

The Rape Army by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

the rape over 

Term recently coined by Mos Def, now used freqently to describe the degeneration of hip-hop from an art form and expressive outlet to glorified criminalistic behavior and corporate domination of a once-underground phenomenon, i.e. De La Soul or KRS-One, who rap about every day events and important issues vs. 50 Cent or Juvenile (By-products of The Rape Over), who rap about murder, theft and what they buy with their millions of dollars (For example, 50 Cent's newest album is titled <i>The Massacre</i>).

"We over-do it add the fire and explosion to it/We're so confused so we run rap music

MTV is runnin this rap shit/Viacom is runnin this rap shit/AOL and Time Warner runnin this rap shit/We poke out the ashes for a chance to cash in
Cocaine, is runnin this rap shit/Hennessey, is runnin this rap shit..." -Mos Def, "The Rape Over"

the rape over by The Boston Rag February 27, 2005

The Rape Witch 

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.

evilmiseryrapetorturesadnessThe Rape Witch

The Rape Witch by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012

The Rape Escape 

Purposly eat horrible or not at all, so that when a man tries to bone you up the ass, you push really hard,
and all your diarrea flows all over there dick and thigh.
Garunteed to take away there erection,
Ideal for the prison bitch.

So i was gunna bone this guy and just as i was about to shove my cock up his ass he did the rape escape. Now i got dried up shit in my gooch hair, shit in my dick, and i am not sexually satisfied.

The Rape Escape by Reuben... October 7, 2006

the rape that put the rapist in jail 

the rape that put the rapist in jail: essentially the same as another idiom "the straw that broke the camel's back" which describes a bunch of minor problems leading to one huge problem, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.

It was the rape that put the rapist in jail.

the rape that put the rapist in jail by theghostofbilleyriley May 6, 2022

The Rape of Tiktok

a surge of miserable and inappropriate slideshows popping up on tiktok soon after tiktok developed the slideshow feature.
examples:
sad slideshows that pushed people to their lowest.
images of foreskins filled with stuff.

bob: hey you remember The Rape of Tiktok?
erik: we dont talk about that.

The Rape of Tiktok by IACNESS133 April 12, 2026