The Poon

nickname for Harpoon brand India Pale Ale

Crazy Uncle Johnny: You wanna IPA?

Weird Uncle Travis: Sure, you got The Poon?

The Poon by Mister Webster January 23, 2008

The Poon Lord 

A self proclaimed master of "poon" who sees over all of the peasants with no such power. He is most likly flying in his poon plane to his hidden poon palace in another dimension.

Have you seen The Poon Lord, I don't know what dimension he is in right now.

The Poon Lord by theoneoflife August 7, 2015

The Poon Tang Cruiser 

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

The Poon Tang Cruiser by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

The Poon Tomb 

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

The Poon Tomb by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

flingin the poon 

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.

Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon

flingin the poon by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015

hit the poon and leave real soon 

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.

"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"

hit the poon and leave real soon by S.money January 27, 2016

poundin the poon 

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

poundin the poon by Derrick D March 23, 2006