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the pony diet
the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew
the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew
the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.
the pony diet by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010
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The pony whip
The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.
The pony whip by pony rider November 4, 2012
the pony plug
the pony plug by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016
The Pony Express
When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.
Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express
The Pony Express by evcar mayman September 6, 2011
wouldn't you know who won the pony
refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
wouldn't you know who won the pony by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019
brushing the pony
brushing the pony by waikikimelon June 29, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.