The other guy 

Famous opera singer who is neither Pavarotti nor Domingo

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

ELAINE: (Extremely excited) The other guy?!

JERRY: (Nodding) Yeah, the other guy.

The other guy by enroiv March 19, 2010

The Other Guy 

The guy who a taken girl has been cheating on her boyfriend with.

guy a's girlfriend has been fooling around with guy b, making guy b the other guy.

The Other Guy by krispekremy March 27, 2009

The other guy 

And speaking of your wife...

Hym "What would it take for ME to be the other guy? What kind of qualities would I have to have? What are the qualities of the guys she's already fucking? It isn't... Pfft... It isn't fatcock is it? Is it fatcock? Maybe kickboxer with a million dollars? Does she want to fuck my Imaginary Frankenstein!? YOU THE ME AND ANDY IS THE RETARD TO YOU! Andy is YOUR fatcock retard! Seriously, I'm not trying to gish-gallop but the format of this thing I'm doing makes it impossible not to gish-gallop. I genuinely want to know. What qualities does a man have to have to be the other guy in your relationship?"

The other guy by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

The Other Guy

The Previous person who was The Guy.

Sorry, but Ethan was cooler than you just now, you're The Other Guy now.

The Other Guy by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

you should see the other guy 

What somebody says when they took a bad beat in a fight, but the person they fought got it even worse.

“Damn bro is that black eye from the fight at the club last night?”
“You should see the other guy”

you should see the other guy by Black mass December 16, 2020

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman by QuacksO October 18, 2025

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. 

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011