the need 

"The need?" is a phrase used to question what the point is in someone or something, essentially a shortened version of "what's the need in that?"

Person 1: Gary is such a fucking arsewipe

Person 2: I know, the need?

the need by Enters October 10, 2013

the need to shampoo 

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

the need to shampoo by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc

Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet

The need to seed by BallsasaurusFlex December 9, 2017

The Need for Speed 

The Need for Speed is a famous line, said by Tom Cruise in the original Top Gun (1986) The line is usually said by people who enjoy anything related with doing something at high velocities such as skydiving.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

-Tom Cruise as Cpt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (Top Gun 1986)

-Anthony Edwards as Nick 'Goose' Bradshaw (Top Gun 1986)

The Need for Speed by PantserKampfWagen May 30, 2023

Felt the need to post 

What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.

Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("

Felt the need to post by mznxbcvalskdjfhgqpwoeiryt November 16, 2020

wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

wats the need by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004

wat is the need 

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

wat is the need by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004