The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc
Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet
by BallsasaurusFlex December 07, 2017
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Nat

The past tense of nut/ejaculate.
To bust a fat load in the past
As nut is used for ejaculation or cumming, imagine that in the past tense
Grandpa: Did i ever tell you the story of how i met your grandmother?
Jimmy: No grandpa, tell me!
Grandpa: It all started when i nat in that sweet girl back in 1967
by BallsasaurusFlex February 28, 2018
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Southpaw September

The act of using your non dominant hand for masturbation during the month of September.
Josh: yo bro are you ready for no nut November?
Mike: Nah bro its all about Southpaw September, i gotta work out my left.
by BallsasaurusFlex November 29, 2017
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Buttasaurus Sex

A gay; faggot
A homosexual man who enjoys anal sex with other men so much that his moans sound like the Jurassic Park Trex
Gaylord
cockfondler
Bill: why can't i call gay people fags?
Scot: because its offensive and hurts their feelings.
Bill: Dude why is this generation so sensitive?
Scot: Idk man, but you cant say fag to gay dudes
Bill: hmmmm...
(fucking gay walks by)
Bill: look at that Buttasaurus Sex
by BallsasaurusFlex December 12, 2017
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Yote

The past tense of Yeet.

The act of yeeting.
Yeeting the the past
Bill: did you throw that water bottle earlier jacob?
Jacob: Yeet
Bill: nah son you yoted
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Bamboozle

When you are fucking her good and she wants you to ejaculate into her but you're not ready for that type of commitment so you pee instead, implying that you have nutted; thus Bamboozling her
Caleb: Bro you nutted in her last night? She was talking about it.
Tyrone: Nah. I just peed instead, I wasn't finna nut
Caleb: You bamboozled her nigger
by BallsasaurusFlex February 22, 2018
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bih ah nibba

a nigga that has exceeded being a bitch ass nigga and evolved into a bih ah nibba, commonly used for them darkies that steal your girl and such.
Tyrone: Yo bruv that nigga over there be stealin my girl
Marcus: damn, he a bih ah nibba
by BallsasaurusFlex November 30, 2017
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