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The Muff  

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.
Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.
The Muff by filbasman44 January 20, 2009

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

Fluff on the Muff 

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area
If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
Fluff on the Muff by Slim August 14, 2004

fluff on the muff 

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself
Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.
Chuffed to the muff by Dagitator November 14, 2011

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
Chuffed to the Muff by casualuk February 6, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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