The lawn mower

Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head

Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.

by japlunker December 3, 2010

The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.

Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

The Spicy Lawn mower

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.

Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013

The Riding Lawn Mower

When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.

After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.

by seminiferoustubules March 7, 2010

egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.

Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."

by jules019 December 20, 2020