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Definitions by Chieflickalottapus

Reverse Fuck-ology 

Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.
John: Babe I wanna have sex.

Janet: Not today I have a headache.

John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.

John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.

The Standing 96 

Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.
Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.

Simon: What the fuck is that.

Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.
The Standing 96 by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

Sexual Chocolate

Ramming your girlfriend in the tail pipe so hard that she shits on your dick.
Raymond: Dude I fucked Lola in the ass last night.

Oneal: Awesome, was it good?

Raymond: It was till I got some Sexual Chocolate.

The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.
Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.
The Lawn Mower. by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010