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The infected 

The Infected are a race of rage infected humans that were bit by primates also known as monkeys that were infected with rage. Slowly but surely the world becomes infected with rage. Slashing and biting they mix their blood and saliva with the wounds of the victims, making them- infected!
Watch out for The Infected, they are everywhere!
The infected by trombley December 2, 2003

rule of the infected 

zombie apocolysps rule of the infected
rule of the infected by Vaance December 14, 2010

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass 

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again

The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca 

When you take someone's harry ass, vagina, or penis and rub your face all around there crab infested pubes.
I was giving my girlfriend The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca.

Injected the Bleach 

An updated version of "Drank the Kool-Aid" specific to supporters of Donald J. Trump who so blindly follow them that they even defend and try to explain away his suggestion during a nationally televised news conference that "bringing light inside the body" and "injecting disinfectants" could be a possible cure for Covid-19.
"My crazy Aunt is such a Trump supporter, that she is trying to say Trump was really referring to cutting edge treatments not publicly known about yet. Even though Trump now says h is comments were sarcastic."
"Wow, she has really injected the bleach."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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