The Fail

Detroit, Michigan USA

Nigga at the Chicago Greyhound station: Where u goin black?
Nigga 2: The Fail
Nigga 1: Detroit?
Nigga 2: yea

by DEAbitch May 24, 2018

The Fail Caterpillar

A mischevious, fuzzy little caterpillar that says the word Fail. It's videos can be seen on the site youtube.com/dyli.

Fail.

Hey, don't be the fail caterpillar!

by Dyli June 15, 2010

for the fail

just like ftl, but much cooler and with much more style.

Player 1: OMFG DUDEE!!11one1@!! A FUCKING BR JUST KILLED ME!!1! A BR!!!
Player 2: for the fail.

by Canox June 12, 2007

what the fail

when witnessing a failure in which you are confused as to how the failure happened or came to be.

colleen: OMG Brian did you just see what happened to that guy.
Brian: NO! OMG what the fail!?

by bricol7000 November 2, 2008

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

Fail to the faillionth power

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).

Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!

by ilvoce October 14, 2009

What the Fail?!

Think what the fuck.
Think fail.

Throw them together, and what do you get?
WHAT THE FAIL?!

1) Upon seeing Berry's post of "I hove you", Harrie quickly exclaimed "What the fail!?"

2) Person 1- I just slipped and fell out of the shower, tripped over a mirror and decapitated my dog!
Person 2- WHAT THE FAIL?!

by Caek. December 15, 2009