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The Donkey

A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.
But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.
The Donkey by Natureboy3 April 8, 2010

The Donkey Effect 

What happens when Democrats, a group of Democrats, or the liberal media spew their liberal agenda to the degree that supporters buy into what ever they are “selling” without question or actual facts.
Pete: “Did you hear about that woman who got kicked off an airplane for harassing a Trump supporter?”
Brad: “It’s The Donkey Effect man...”
The Donkey Effect by GigiBB March 30, 2019

The Donkey Kong 

The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.

If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
The Donkey Kong by Premonitious October 29, 2011

The Donkey Kong 

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
The Donkey Kong by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

the donkey punch

When you are doin a chick from behind, put it in her bum really fast and hard, when she screams like a donkey you punch her in the face.
Last night I gave that chick the donkey punch
the donkey punch by Matt Chow September 8, 2006

the donkey punch

during sex the man gets on his hands and feet and the woman climbs on top and sits on his dick while he starts to kick like a donkey
dude i gave this bitch the donkey punch so hard
the donkey punch by r s1221e May 9, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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