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the cross 

the cross by CrayonEater4259 January 15, 2019

The cross trainer 

A sexual position , the female laids on her back with her butt near the edge of the bed, legs straight up to the roof slightly apart. The male

screws her while standing next to the bed, holding her ankles moving her legs back and forth like a cross trainer.
I don't need to go to the gym today, My date went well last night and we fiished the night doing the cross trainer.
The cross trainer by R&N December 10, 2022

The Cross Cross 

The cross cross is used to cure the big gay and any insult that has unfortunately fallen upon you. It is a miracle given to us by the old gods themselves to combat such insults such as "Your Grandpa is an Apache Attack Helicopter." It can be used to clear your family name from such horrors. In order to use the cross cross just cross your fingers on both your hands and make a cross with those crossed fingers, then sing ancient Christian Hymns and all your worries will go away.
"Ah shit, that nerd over there gave me the big gay, I better exorcise myself with The cross cross in order to remove it from myself."

The cross-eyed mule kick 

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross 

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Nail me to the cross 

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary
Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.
Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020