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The Chosen 

See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
The Chosen by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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the chosen one 

The chosen one is the only person that can save the planet from evil destruction using his combined forces of godliness
Hey you saved the world yesterday you are the chosen one!
the chosen one by Randomguy78 March 27, 2013

the chosen one 

Can also known as "The One". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.

Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.
Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.

the chosen one 

A beautiful soul. Chosen by the gods to be contained in a beautiful body with soft luscious lips and eyes which would melt sulfur dioxide. An Angel on Earth.
Guy 1: Wow That chick is off-the-chain
Guy 2: Damn bro, she must be the chosen one.

The chosen one 

A singular person, who is chosen, usually for some special world-saving destiny. It's also a cliche.
Buffy from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", Link from "The Legend of Zelda" and Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige from "Charmed" can all be described as chosen ones.
The chosen one by Zythe April 2, 2005

The chosen one 

We don't know who the chosen one really is he's a mysterious figure he could be anyone he is a legend when will we get the chance to meet the all mighty chosen one?
Guy: I am the chosen one
Dude: No you're not
The chosen one by Joe_Mama69420 August 27, 2020

the chosen juan 

The perfect person to help you with a job.
I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.
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