The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence her back being “The Canvas”

“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”

by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021

The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence referring to her back as “The Canvas”

“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”

by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

On the Canvas

To be 'on the canvas' refers to a moment in your life when you are knocked down with little to no hope of recovering. It is a frequently used term throughout university as many students struggle to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Shit! My girlfriend just left me without giving me a reason. I feel worthless, I'm that far on the canvas. Why is life so cruel?

by nooods July 2, 2019

Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

by kdwilco August 21, 2009

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016