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Legault the Assassin 

A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie
Legault the Assassin by Moonie March 1, 2005

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin 

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).
All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"

The Windy City Assassin 

Derrick Rose, Former Bulls (soon to be) Hall of Famer was given this nickname in the 9 Years he was playing With the Chicago Bulls. Derived from the nickname of Chicago 'Windy City'

(Also given nicknames 'Pooh' and 'D-Rose)
John: Hey did you watch The Windy City Assassin, Derrick Rose drop 44 Last night against the Atlanta Hawks?

Anthony: Yes! He's definetely going to be MVP this Season.
The Windy City Assassin by 3ToWon December 13, 2020

The Assasination 

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.
Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...
The Assasination by The Real Bone October 1, 2005

The assassination of BroBloxChris 

The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
Person 1 : The assassination of BroBloxChris was a horrible event
Person 2 : i agree

assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.