whizard dick

a dude that can balance on his fucking dick and play soccer at the same fucking time

mr.mac= i'm a whizard dick
mr.misiak= asshole
mr.mac= my dick needs to belong to you man
mr.misiak= faggot

by mrs ass nice January 15, 2005

The Whizard

A sex act involving the creative use of Cheese Whiz.

One participant injects canned Cheese Whiz into the other’s anus. The injected participant then squats over their partner and expels the product into their open mouth.

Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from my cooking class! She gave me The Whizard.

by Turbo Chode May 05, 2020