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A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"
by NomNomNick May 21, 2008
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An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!
"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!
by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 28, 2005
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A 30+ year old virgin.
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by herpaderpajerka February 2, 2012
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What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.
Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!
by teamludobagman March 11, 2019
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wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

by Turboboner January 21, 2009
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a word which describes something surreal or magical
that girl looks wizardous
by wizardousturtle99 January 26, 2018
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