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The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.
Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin
by Turbo Chode May 05, 2020

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A sex act involving the creative use of Cheese Whiz.

One participant injects canned Cheese Whiz into the other’s anus. The injected participant then squats over their partner and expels the product into their open mouth.
Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from my cooking class! She gave me The Whizard.
by Turbo Chode May 04, 2020

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