The Wellington
The Wellington by The_master101 September 18, 2015
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Pilfer the Wellington
1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
Pilfer the Wellington by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013
Don't eat the Beef Wellington
Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
Don't eat the Beef Wellington by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
The Ellington
ˈthē ˈe-liŋ-tən
The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant).
Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends.
In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool.
Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity.
The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant).
Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends.
In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool.
Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity.
Ralphy was mouthing off so I applied "The Elllington".
Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed.
Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed.
The Ellington by Lady Logorrhea June 4, 2011
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