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The Weave

Definition of "The Weave":
The Weave is a conversational style where a speaker, often a figure like Donald Trump, connects various ideas and anecdotes—some seemingly unrelated—into a larger, cohesive message. Rather than delivering a direct argument, The Weave allows the speaker to engage the audience through tangents and relatable stories, ultimately circling back to reinforce the main point. This style resonates with people who appreciate deeper nuances and shared sentiments over strict factual precision, recognizing that truth can exist even if each detail isn't meticulously exact. - ChatGPT (Luke Groundwalker)

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Example of "The Weave" in a sentence:
"Trump’s speeches use The Weave, moving from personal stories to big-picture ideas, connecting with supporters by focusing on shared struggles and values over strict facts."

Direct Quotes from Donald Trump Demonstrating "The Weave":

Theo Von Podcast Transcript: Trump reminisces about his personal connections and tells stories about his sons, the economy, and fighters like Dana White. In a reflection on his son’s accomplishments and his family's bond, Trump weaves personal stories back into discussions on American resilience, saying:

“My kids, they’re good guys... You talk about a great guy, how about Dana White? Good job he does, right?... UFC became my favorite sport during the pandemic because Dana was brave enough to stay open.”

Patrick Bet-David Podcast Transcript: Trump discusses the broken healthcare system and his family’s values, bringing his family story into larger societal issues:

"My brother was incredible... He’d always tell me, 'Don’t drink, don’t drink,'... And that’s why I never touched alcohol... We’ve got to look at how to help families. So many Americans are dealing with addiction, and it’s ripping apart communities.”
by Luke Groundwalker November 11, 2024
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The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.
its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019
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The Weave God

The Weave God ids the god that Weavism is based on. He is the one who gave Adam and Eve hair. Of course, he can only do things with hair.
THEH WEAVE GOD IS ALL POWERFUL
Praise The Weave God
by Sad_Person January 29, 2019
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The Weave Pat

when a female (commonly black) pats her head on a designated area that itches but can't scratch it because of her weave.
sally: why is La'Quishraniqua hitting herself in the head?
courtney: oh don't mind her she's doing the weave pat
by bredron January 22, 2012
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the weave pat

The act of patting simething that itches, but mustn't -- under any circumstances -- be scratched.

e.g. a hair weave or a fresh tattoo.
God damn this tattoo is itchy! When will it end?!

Just give it the weave pat, sweetie.
by Wonderella September 10, 2012
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snatch the weave

When someone is in a fight and pulls of a piece of fake hair
Girl if she try's me right now I will snatch the weave of that fake bitch!
by michael hastings June 4, 2017
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The Angry weave

A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.
My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
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