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The Violin 

A sex act in which a man rubs a woman's clitoris with the underside of his penis until she has an orgasm.
Last night I gave 'er the Violin. That was some high pitch moanin'!
The Violin by AntonioVivaldi March 28, 2020

Accidentally play the violin 

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.
He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade 

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.
Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

Stroking the Violin 

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass
Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned
Stroking the Violin by oni102 April 6, 2009

Playing the violin 

Also known as playing with the cutter, playing the violin refers to the vicious motion of slicing ones wrists. Common violinists include emos, attention seekers and depressed people.
Hey David what are those cuts on your wrist? Have you been playing the violin?
Playing the violin by skiiim July 4, 2016

play the violin 

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.
I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/
play the violin by Safecracker G November 20, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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