The Vaids
THE smelliest of the smelly...THE thirstiest of the thirst...THE horniest of the horny... THE cheapest of the cheap...the Vaids are your local Indian family, known for their crusty toes with no hoes. The Vaids can consist of a banana, a guava, a celery stick, and even grape with a leaf on it. It can also consist of two pomegrantaes but they may be too ripe. And every once in awhile, one pomegranate may go missing. The baby fruits and vegetables typically like to follow the pack and prey on the young or try their best to fit in with the ripe. However, when they get too ripe, they straight up smell like a turd stuck on some tighty whiteys. The Vaids are responsible for the food fights that occur in the communities across the nation, which includes altercations of CO2 emissions and currency exchanges. In order to be saved from the stench, you must apply caution with dealing with the Vaids.
Get the The Vaids mug.