The U.S.

A country full of fat, ignorant, patriotic, Americans who are all depressed and in thousands of dollars of debt from insane student loans and hospital bills the government for some reason doesn't pay for. Also home to monopolies like google, which will inevitably take over the world.

At least they have an unbeatable military and economy though...

Person A: I have this online friend who swears he loves his country, but he always complains about student loans and his large weight. What country would this even be?

Person B: Probably the U.S.

by Yhatha January 25, 2020

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

The U.S.S. Enterthighs

A word for a mans penis

hey baby, take a ride on The U.S.S. Enterthighs, switch your phasers from stun, to thrill...

by Danny Wood August 8, 2007

The U.S. Army

A military branch of the United States government. It sometimes seems like a good decision to enlist but once you do you wish you would have stayed home.

Joining The U.S. Army was a mistake.

by m13terf13ter January 7, 2011

The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.

BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision

by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019

the U.S congress

a group of old retards

the U.S congress: does tiktok access the home wifi?

by mvyb March 30, 2023

Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A.

a deceptive slogan that the satanic chain store WalMart uses to stir up patriotic fervor and draw in customers. Actually most of their goods are Chinese gulag-made imports that are no better than those found anyplace else.

The slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." is just another tool in their scheme to establish their rule over the global market and economy and abolish what workers and unions have achieved all those years ago.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007