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The Tadpole 

When your having intercourse using a condom. Right when you are about to finish you pull half way out of the condom. So that when you finish the condom is still left in the women. Not realizing it when she gets up to pee the condom is still hanging from her like a tadpoles tail.
While having sex with a condom on pull your dick half way out. After you cum the condom is still left in her. When she gets up to go pee she wont know that it's hanging between her legs like a The Tadpole tail. When she pees it fall off like a tadpoles tail.
The Tadpole by Spyder2k99 March 22, 2009
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scramble the tadpole squadron 

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

Rounding up the tadpoles 

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey
"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"
Rounding up the tadpoles by AJT67 September 1, 2007

corralling the tadpoles

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!

corral the tadpoles 

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.
Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
corral the tadpoles by Petrabid August 15, 2016
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