Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
by Petrabid March 03, 2016
An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.
I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.
by Petrabid August 22, 2015
by Petrabid March 17, 2016
1). A dumpster for cum, such as any repository in which cum might be deposited, stored, and maintained; 2). A really ugly person having no redeeming value except for other people to use for sex, aka dump their cum.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016
A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016