Definitions by Petrabid

corral the tadpoles 

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.

Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.

corral the tadpoles by Petrabid August 15, 2016

Cum dumpster 

1). A dumpster for cum, such as any repository in which cum might be deposited, stored, and maintained; 2). A really ugly person having no redeeming value except for other people to use for sex, aka dump their cum.

Man your daughter is nothing but a cum dumpster for the football team.

Cum dumpster by Petrabid July 29, 2016

Tadpole Corral

A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.

Get your tadpole corral of my sandwich asshole.

Tadpole Corral by Petrabid July 29, 2016

Faggot magnet 

Something that attracts faggots.

His Mazda Miata is a real faggot magnet.

Faggot magnet by Petrabid July 22, 2016

Asshole buddy 

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

Asshole buddy by Petrabid October 2, 2015