Skip to main content

The Té

History:
The Té, formerly "the Danté"is a well-known, and ingeniously cool dance that was originated in the spring of 2009 by Té and his friends, most commonly known as Ab-Nation. Following the formation of Ab-n, a stretch of parties had been attended by the group, featuring Té dancing with ladies in such a strange, yet distinctively unique manner which we would soon catch on to and call the Té. The Dante was the dance's first title, but it was changed after we just started calling him Té. The old name was given to Dante's own weird little jigg whenever he gets excited lol. The Té can only be performed when and where there is upbeat, techno/house music playing, and/or when females are present to be Te'd.

Tutorial:
1)Must seek an upbeat, fast-paced song which isn't difficult to hear.
1)Find people lol
2)Listen for the techno/house song for a big bass hit or chorus hit. When it comes, rhythmically begin in sing with the beat and Té!!
3)Hit the Té!! Rock right to left with your arms and upper body rocking with even more vigor than the girl's body itself. Make strong, swoll movements or your arms controlling the girl's body.
4)You must Té anywhere at anytime during any techno/house song.
"G, hit The Té!"

"We Té'in' in this bitch!"

"Jo, we Té'd hard as hell to that song!"

"Hold up, I hear a Té-ass beat! Everybody Té!"

"They better play some Té music or we're not going."
by Jashhhhh May 19, 2010
mugGet the The Té mug.

the fitnessgram pacer te

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute. after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. T
by minecraft creeper ghhhh February 5, 2017
mugGet the the fitnessgram pacer te mug.

Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.
Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.
by Atomics May 29, 2013
mugGet the Shit the Tent mug.

For the team

For the team is a new york slang word meaning a girl who fucks everyone she's kinda like a homie hopper but she fucks the whole football team.
Boys:hey who's the new girls
Other boy:oh don't try her she's for the team.
by Blacklightning June 18, 2019
mugGet the For the team mug.

hoop for the team

When a girl dates an entire sports team, periodically switching mates till she has successfully slept with every member of said team.
Erin is the biggest slut i have ever met, she probably will hoop for the team.
by gregoy hawkins August 17, 2009
mugGet the hoop for the team mug.

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
mugGet the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
mugGet the Humpy the teenage pig mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email