The Stevens 

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.

Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."

The Stevens by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

The Stevens Maneuver 

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.

She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.

The Stevens Maneuver by balltorture September 5, 2022

even the stevens 

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

even the stevens by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011

The Jake Stevens

When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.

Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens

The Jake Stevens by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009

The Shay Stevens Challenge 

To begin the Shay Stevens Challenge you must first purchase 2 packets of Strawberry Eclipse Mints. After you have done this you must eat both packets within a one hour time period. After you have eaten both packets you must wait 3 hours for the full effect of the mints to hit. After the full effect has hit you, you must time how long you can hold in the tsunami of diarrhoea that is being held in your bowls.

I just attempted the Shay Stevens Challenge and my asshole is burning

The Shay Stevens Challenge by Yeah65847 September 5, 2018

The Dean Stevens 

Firstly he is an absolute RASCAL. A shlonged creature, that has a 12 inch penis and is not afraid to unleash it. Often caught making a 'spaaaareee' noise or hiding behind newspapers with dodgy sunglasses on. Has been recorded headbutting a punch bag, this savage beast should not be approached!

I mugged him off and got dealt 'the dean stevens'

The Dean Stevens by BigDaveTheThird October 14, 2010

The Illusive Stevens 

Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.

Not unless it's Monday !!

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The Illusive Stevens by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017