The Stain 

Noun: A residence where outrageously cool people reside. Only one know to exist in the world. Residents are what many aspire to be - orgasmically cool, whitty and outrageously sexy. God like creatures

"I hate our huge mansion house"
"Yeah, The Stain is so much cooler!"

The Stain by RSLP January 29, 2008

hittin' the stain 

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

hittin' the stain by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

hit the stain 

To steal from or rob someone

You already know, I'm 'bout to go hit the stain.

hit the stain by O.G.G. June 14, 2016

Spilled the stain

When someone did something so horrendous that even the chill teacher crashes out

Oh crap, Chase spilled the stain! Swaff's gonna eat him alive!

Spilled the stain by anonymous8163264 October 24, 2025

Stain the carpet

When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair

Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet

Stain the carpet by BC5 January 25, 2009

STAIN THE PORCELAIN 

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!

STAIN THE PORCELAIN by weave March 26, 2003

stain the mantle 

Masturbate , jerk off

My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I chose to stay home to watch the game and stain the mantle.

stain the mantle by Kevlar1969 January 20, 2017