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hittin' the stain 

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.
“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”
hittin' the stain by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

hit the stain 

To steal from or rob someone
You already know, I'm 'bout to go hit the stain.
hit the stain by O.G.G. June 14, 2016

Spilled the stain

When someone did something so horrendous that even the chill teacher crashes out
Oh crap, Chase spilled the stain! Swaff's gonna eat him alive!

Stain the carpet

When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair
Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet
Stain the carpet by BC5 January 25, 2009

STAIN THE PORCELAIN 

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!
STAIN THE PORCELAIN by weave March 26, 2003

stain the mantle 

My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I chose to stay home to watch the game and stain the mantle.
stain the mantle by Kevlar1969 January 20, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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