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The Spyder 

This involves two people, typically straight men. One guy sits on the toilet (Big Spyder), the other guy sits on top of him face to face (Little Spyder). The Big Spyder sh*ts and The Little Spyder simultaneously dumps through The Big Spyder's legs. 4 arms, 4 legs, 8 limbs...The Spyder
There was only one bathroom at the Indian Restaurant and the Curry hit hard. I had no choice but to jump on and rock The Spyder with Steve.
The Spyder by The Mildman March 15, 2010
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Batman into the snyderverse 

Upcoming book about batjune (junior grimes Batman) who ends up traveling through timelines or alternate universes where he encounters batfleck (ben affleck Batman) AND the beloved Nolan Batman (Christian bale Batman) as batjune must stop the evil WB studios from destroying all of the multiverse.
Batjune is the main protagonist of said book who regards Nolan Batman and batfleck as the GOAT who act as mentors to the younger Batman.

Batman into the snyderverse is DCs into the spiderverse

The most anticipated comic book is almost here “Batman into the snyderverse”

Restore The SnyderVerse 

Movement started by Logan grimes (aka twitter bae) after the fans won and received the snyder cut, because it was inevitable, merely ONE SINGLE JUSTICE LEAGUE film wasn’t ever going to be enough so the fans continued and mercilessly hashtagged “RestoreTheSnyderVerse” and for good reason.

Since WB robbed us of something incredible, a superhero version of lord of the rings if you will, so yes.

Despite the mediocre DCEU mainstream stuff these days, Snyder’s vision deserves to be completed.

And fuck WB, sure Shazam and aquaman are great, BUT we still deserve batfleck and Superman to continue the DCEU, With snyder there’s no direction. There can be both, but MOSTLY Snyder’s batfleck and Superman MUST REIGN SUPREME.

even non snyder cultists must agree that it must happen

Because unlike Warner bros (WB) mcu DOES give the fans what they want (usually)
Geralt of snyderverse is an avid “Restore the SnyderVerse” supporter and Logan supports him openly

The snyder fanbase WILL NEVER GIVE IN and WILL mop the floor with WB as will discovery once the merger finishes and they retrieve their great prize

“Restore The SnyderVerse”

#RestoreTheSnyderVerse

lucas the spider 

A really cute jumping spider on the internet who can sing better than Justin Bieber and thinks a dog is a polar bear
I just saw Lucas the spider and I wish he was my pet
lucas the spider by Diamond.gal33 December 26, 2018

the spider man 

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.
JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 

a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good
have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?

Said the spider to the fly 

A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.
Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.