The Spatula

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

by cheez-itz10101010 May 12, 2011

Spatula

When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.

I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.

by Strum_4 March 11, 2008

Spatula

the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo

my spatula is really hitting the spot right now

by hey girlypop April 24, 2023

Spatula

n. A woman who turns straight men gay

"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"

by Brett June 26, 2003

Spatula

A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.

Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula

Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula

by boysgotgame October 15, 2010

Spatula

1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount

1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.

by cscpegan December 14, 2009

Spatulaing

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015