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tote the scrot 

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"
tote the scrot by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Boat the Scrote 

We hooked up last night bro and I asked her to boat the scrote.

The Scrotary Club

n. a group of people
that assemble as a homosexual Rotary Club
The Scrotary Club is gathering for a buttfuck ceremony for a new member.
The Scrotary Club by Kdubgotballz February 20, 2011

the devils scrote 

Fireball whiskey, Screech whiskey, pabst blue ribbon and grenadine (for colour)
My good barman , please make me one the devils scrote please.
the devils scrote by zwanguy September 28, 2013

scrotch on the rocks 

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)