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the ronan 

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.
I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time
the ronan by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017

Matthew The Rodent 

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

The Seth Rogen Gene

A gene that when injected into your bloodstream gives you the appearance of being funny even though you've said nothing funny
You: So what's this one?
Doctor: The Seth Rogen gene, it gives you the appearance of being funny even though you've said nothing funny.
You: Oh... Hey doc are we done here? I gotta grab some beers with the fellas.
Doctor: HAHAHA! THAT IS HILARIOUS!
The Seth Rogen Gene by BigJ91 September 29, 2011

Ronan the accuser 

Pretty much marvels equivalent to Kylo ren and the main antagonist in marvels guardians of the galaxy. He whines and complains about everything and is scared of thanos and tries to blow up Xandar because he has the galaxy’s biggest grudge

He is killed by the power of friendship when star lord, Drax, gamora, and rocket raccoon using the power stone to blow him up
Jim: hey stan did you see guardians of the galaxy that Ronan the accuser guy was a real whiner
Stan: that’s really cool Jim

The Seth Rogen 

1) When you're pretty high and you can't keep your gut in

2) feeling bloated after eating a dope ass snack
1) Dude I'm so high, im doin The Seth Rogen
2) I feel like Seth Rogen bro

The Wild Rodent 

The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.
I’m going to meet my friend and preform The Wild Rodent.
The Wild Rodent by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021