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the ronan 

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.
I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time
the ronan by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017

Matthew The Rodent 

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

The Seth Rogen Gene

A gene that when injected into your bloodstream gives you the appearance of being funny even though you've said nothing funny
You: So what's this one?
Doctor: The Seth Rogen gene, it gives you the appearance of being funny even though you've said nothing funny.
You: Oh... Hey doc are we done here? I gotta grab some beers with the fellas.
Doctor: HAHAHA! THAT IS HILARIOUS!
The Seth Rogen Gene by BigJ91 September 29, 2011

Ronan the accuser 

Pretty much marvels equivalent to Kylo ren and the main antagonist in marvels guardians of the galaxy. He whines and complains about everything and is scared of thanos and tries to blow up Xandar because he has the galaxy’s biggest grudge

He is killed by the power of friendship when star lord, Drax, gamora, and rocket raccoon using the power stone to blow him up
Jim: hey stan did you see guardians of the galaxy that Ronan the accuser guy was a real whiner
Stan: that’s really cool Jim

The Seth Rogen 

1) When you're pretty high and you can't keep your gut in

2) feeling bloated after eating a dope ass snack
1) Dude I'm so high, im doin The Seth Rogen
2) I feel like Seth Rogen bro

The Wild Rodent 

The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.
I’m going to meet my friend and preform The Wild Rodent.
The Wild Rodent by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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