4 definitions by bolingollimbombo
The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.
by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017
To smear mayonnaise over ones body in order to appeal to the other sex. It is usually done on video chat or facetime
by bolingollimbombo February 9, 2017
A non SI unit which is used to measure the proportion of attractive female (or fit ones) of a university course. It scale goes from 0 to 1, 0 being no fit ones and 1 being only fit ones in a course.
If a course has many fit ones, it is said to have a high Maikage. The Maikage is calculated though fit ones per lecture theatre
If a course has many fit ones, it is said to have a high Maikage. The Maikage is calculated though fit ones per lecture theatre
John: "I want to do engineering in college"
James: "Don't do that, engineering has a terrible Maikage. The Maik rating is literally 0"
James: "Don't do that, engineering has a terrible Maikage. The Maik rating is literally 0"
by bolingollimbombo August 26, 2018
Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017