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The Rifle Tower 

America's answer to France's Eiffel Tower, our national phallus. Unlike the Eiffel, this monument to cultural pride is fluid in its location, arising in Newtown, El Paso, Parkland, Orlando, Las Vegas and who-knows-where next, making it easy for foreign tourists to get a taste of our country's zest for a liberty that shall not be infringed.
Jacques, he send me une Carte Postale from Etats Unis, photo only of guy in a cap rouge, Making America Great, holding straight up, his erection shape like AR-15, The Rifle Tower. From cold dead fingers we will take it? Non merci. Mon Dieu.
The Rifle Tower by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2019

Cleaning the Rifle 

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.
Cleaning the Rifle by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014

clean the rifle 

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.
clean the rifle by sick0 May 26, 2004

Polish the Rifle 

That chick was so hot that when I got home I had to Polish the Rifle!
Polish the Rifle by jung1e June 14, 2012

polishing the rifle 

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.
polishing the rifle by Xesros January 4, 2017

the Sniper rifle 

This is a take on the rusty trombone.....

The chick grabs your shaft like the barrel of a sniper rifle, she grabs your nuts like its the trigger handle of said sniper rifle and she then puts her eye over (into) your brown eye like the scope on a sniper rifle.

Props to joe R
That chick was a sick fuck...she started out giving me a rusty trombone and before I know it she pulled the sniper rifle on me.
the Sniper rifle by Joe-Joe R January 2, 2009