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the realest 

Desiree is the realest and best friend ever.
the realest by funnygirljit April 5, 2023

the realest bitches 

A club that the one and only Olivia created for her and her true hoes #kirgin
The Realest Bitches are down to 3 members

the realest label 

Obie, D-Twizzie, G-Unit, 50, we the realest fuckin' label fo' sho'.
the realest label by Nick D March 21, 2003

The Realest Nigga Doing It 

A handsome young male named Caleb Sumpter who is cool, tough, and awesome. He is half white, half black, and half real nigga. He lives in Lansing, MI and everyone in the city knows him.
Jill: Who's that?
Amy: Thats The Realest Nigga Doing It. Are you not from here?
Jill: No I'm from Japan
Amy: Explains why you can't speak English.

The Realest Label 

Mainstream: Shady Records
Underground: Project Ace Records
The Realest Label by xlae-x March 25, 2003

the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

It’s simple Joshua Gordon the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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