The Presig 

A sexual act in which a man sneaks up on his sexual partner while they are asleep, unzips his pants, and slaps them in the face with his genitalia. Common act in South Carolina.

Girl 1: You'd better not fall asleep tonight, or you'll get The Presig again.

Girl 2: I still have marks from last time...

The Presig by Rick Vicious October 27, 2011

The President 

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem

Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...

The President by anonymous September 14, 2020

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America 

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

Shake Hands With the President 

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.

1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!

Shake Hands With the President by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006

working for the president 

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)

Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.

working for the president by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008

the presidents of the united states of america 

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.

The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.

the presidents of the united states of america by Badminton October 22, 2003

The Prestige 

A sex act based on the 'Teleporting Man' illusion from the movie The Prestige.
An unsuspecting female participant engages in sex in the 'doggy style' position in a dark room with the 'Magician' while his friend hides in a cupboard. In the middle of the act, the Magician pulls out and his friend sneakily swaps into position as the magician quietly exits through a window.
The climax of the trick is when the magician re-appears at the door fully clothed and turns on the light and reveals himself to the much surprised participant.

Last night I brought home a girl that thought she was all that. Imagine her surprise when me and my dad got her with 'The Prestige'.

The Prestige by Kiwilicious January 29, 2008