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The Pointer Sisters 

A slang term for a woman's breasts.
I'm So Excited about getting to feel The Pointer Sisters!
The Pointer Sisters by quimmortal January 14, 2011

The West Pointer 

A sexual act in which a male becomes fully erect moments before intercourse, then attaches (or to “Fix”) a bayonet (A trusty combat knife that attaches to the barrel of a military weapon for close combat) on to said erect penis and proceeds with intercourse, shouting “KILL” with every thrust. Popular among barracks bimbos stationed at Fort Drum.
"I got with PVT Cockinmouth last nite and gave her The West Pointer for hours"

The 3 Pointer 

The 3 pointer is a sexual maneuver which you start by fucking the chick in her juicy cunt then u pull out and stick it in her tight ass, then to pull out again and blow all over her big titties
Im gonna go home and do the 3 pointer on my girlfriend
The 3 Pointer by Slam dunk me October 10, 2020

Pointer of the Obvious 

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.
The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

to have the painters in 

to be cycling menstrually
HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

got the painters in 

a polite way of saying you have your period.
got the painters in by fert April 24, 2003
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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