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meaning one's ipod, often used when being super cool
Listening to Nevermore. I think this has to go on the pod
The Pod by Brendar January 26, 2011
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The name for you tightest group of friends.

The popular kids at school.

People of Distinction.
Mom: Who will be at the party?

Kid: Just the Pod and I.
The Pod by Holcollmook January 13, 2017

porn on the pod 

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.
Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.
porn on the pod by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Friend Of The Pod

A sarcastic twist on the phrase “friend of the podcast” used in shows to describe guests. It’s used most commonly a euphemism for war criminal or pedophile.
In a tragic turn of events, Friend Of The Pod Jefferey Epstein passed away last night.
Friend Of The Pod by Fishpond Ruins February 22, 2023

POD the SOCC

POD the SOCC is an abbreviation. It stands for "Provider of Dick the Saviour Of Chubby Chicks" and it refers to a, more or less, fit guy who cleverly fucks chubby/chunky girls. These girls normally doesnt get a fair amount of girth-units, ENTER POD the SOCC.
"I went to a party this weekend where all the smooth girls were taken and the rest of them were fat fucks, had to unleash POD the SOCC"
POD the SOCC by Mettalmania December 14, 2018

The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"
Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!
The Podracer by skcfan16 January 7, 2019

absterge the podex 

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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